Let the mockery commence…
Yes, I was one of the hapless souls who purchased an iPhone 4 on launch day.
[I’m not an Apple fanboy, I swear! My secondhand iPhone 3G was the first Apple product I’ve ever owned, and I really liked it! That, combined with the fact my entire (long distance) family is on AT&T, made it pretty hard to justify jumping ship to Verizon, even if their 3G service is probably better.]
Little did I know that Big Stevie JJ had been attempting to hide a massive design flaw in this beautiful piece of industrial minimalism.
That’s right, you’ve heard about it… I’m talking about “THE GRIP OF DEATH!”