Hey everyone! The christmas season is upon us, and it’s a chance to spend some time with your friends and family.
let me share my burden with you.
Being a theoretical physicist is terribly depressing. not because of the pay. that’s depressing, but it’s not why.
Are you familiar with the Total Perspective Vortex, from the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? Theoretical physics often involves taking a long, deep stare into it. and then afterwards, when you look at your pretty wife and happy apartment…

Anyway! Merry Christmas. Today I’m going to explain what happens if you fall into a black hole. If you find it depressing, well. sorry. If you don’t find it depressing… don’t think too hard about it.







